Step 2: In Progress

I finally got bored enough to consider a blog a good idea.

Step 1: Establish presence on World Wide Web

Step 2: Bloody conquest of world 

     If I remember to update this blog regularly, and if I continue to post quality content(which is physically impossible for me to do), maybe I'll be able to use this very blog to begin my hostile takeover of the universe. Or maybe I'll just make a few bucks. Depends on if I can get a hold of any thermonuclear weapons. Or slingshots. Shouldn't be too expensive. I mean, the United States is selling their politicians, and you don't have to tell slingshots/nukes what to say/do. Can't be too hard. 

     The tab button doesn't indent. That will be a pain the ass. 

     I'm not quite sure what all I'm gonna be rambling about. I would prefer to make Youtube videos, and I've made a couple in the past, but most people have tiny attention spans and they'd get tired of listening to a brainless idiot rambling after a few seconds, then proceed to go walk through an automatic car wash. Especially if the brainless idiot is a self-critical loudmouthed belligerent asshole like yours truly. So either I turn my videos into a flurry of jumpcuts and terrible jokes about other videos, or I stick to text. I like to think I have slightly more respect for my work than that, so text it is. Besides, the new Youtube layout is slightly better than being shot into the Sun, so any excuse I have to not deal with it, I'll take.


     I am an insane, upgraded, out-of-date standard American teenager with no manners and no sense of style, jammed between channels, looking for my own voice, and complete, set in stone and subject to change, and totally confident. I hate Country music and Rap noise, and I dedicate my life to nobody, not a faceless group, certainly not an incorporeal invisible Sky Daddy. I'm my own man and an outsider by choice. 

     And I'm pleased to meet you.